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Name: youse can just call me tarantula, though I have a whole book of names! I won’t be getting kidnapped by the fae anytime soon.

Pronouns: they/it. ask me about it but don’t start a fight about it. will just be a case of u get ignored. 

What the fuck is ur URL abt?: I just think spiders r neat 

Politics: I have a separate blog for that which ur free to ask me for. 

Reviews

“Holy shit you’re fucking crazy,” -One Tumblr User

“Clearly suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder,” -My Mother

“Gives great hugs and is generally wonderful,” -My Wife, who is very biased.

Tags

I don’t tag everything, because half of the time I scroll through Tumblr fully dissociating. If I miss something let me know. 

Other

Feel free to follow my aesthetic blogs: @circlesof-flowers and @toosoftfortrees I’m working on making both of these more accessible once I figure out how to actually write IDs properly.

Playlist for my existence.

royalprinceroman:

So Thomas already saw this on twitter last night but I figure I’d share here too:

All of the basic boxes the Sides are in make the living room if you do some cutting! There are a few small errors (mostly in Logan’s box and tbh I don’t really get how/why lol) but I thought it was neato! Also Thomas thought it was funny too:

:D

Also for all you analogical fans (myself included) I never really realized how close Virgil and Logan actually stand by each other. Like they could hold hands you know? 👀

mentally-homeless:

infectedwithnyanites:

guccixcucci:

guccixcucci:

Blaming random African aunties just feeding their families and not the billionaires literally setting the world on fire sure is something

Yeah alright

Just trying to sell a product to a market they’ve “discovered” by labeling it as “eco-friendly” I think they’ll find their main obstacle is African workers aren’t paid enough to succumb to gimmick artificial needs.

Also, how the fuck do you explain that burning a few pieces of firewood per meal causes carbon emissions when it’s happening in Africa, but burning truckloads of firewood is considered “carbon-neutral biomass power” when it’s happening in a power plant in Europe? I’d really fucking like to hear that explained to me because it doesn’t seem to make any fucking sense, thank you.

andynial:

made this a while ago, might as well post it here

nemophilist-system:

Kallie in a nutshell

actingnt:

“But they/them is plural”

Oh no, you have discovered my secret.

hiqueenmabs:

rainbow-ratss:

gay as hell to be all-knowing. what you trying to know about? men?

pepperland-timelord:

aphilologicalbatman:

terpsikeraunos:

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

star-anise:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

evilbi:

i think we should start taking pride in our bad english

There’s no such thing as “bad english”. English itself is inherently bad. No language that spells ‘colonel’ that way gets to criticise other people for how they spell or speak it.

I used to be a spelling and grammar freak until I took a course on “History of the English Language”

As it turns out! When English spelling was standardized, the dictionary writers LITERALLY made the rules of “proper English” super fucking hard on purpose because they didn’t want “the wrong sort of people” (ie. 90% of English speakers) to be able to pass themselves off in High Society

That’s why English has so many bullshit grammar rules that make no sense about double negatives and split infinitives and stuff. To make sure that only people with years of training in the nonsensical and arbitrary rules of “proper speech” could speak “properly”

(Henry Higgins can get stuffed)

So yeah

If you’re expressing yourself and getting your point across, rock on, you’re speaking good English

evilscientist3:

unclefather:

making funny posts is just a symptom of a greater problem

Experts have weighed in

(Source: unclefather)